Genre : Comedy
A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW. Excited and thrilled with his new asset, he decided to go out on the highway for a nice evening drive. Observing the pleasant weather he opened the convertible top and decided to speed up the wheels. As the needle surged 80 mph, he accelerated farther to hit 90 mph. . then 100 mph. . . until he suddenly saw some red and blue lights flashing right behind him. Pulling over, he realized that he was up for some serious penalty for having neglected the driving laws.
To add to his grief, the cop got down from his car, came up to him, scrutinized his license as well as the car, and finally uttered, “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like framing more paperwork, so if you can give me a satisfactory excuse for your rash driving, I’ll let you go.”
The guy pondered for a second and said, “Oh officer, *Sniff* I was in a hurry because the Liberty came and whispered in my ear to go on a holiday to Canada *Sniff* because apparently the temperament over there is not so braggadocious! *Sniff*. You see, I have to bigly be an eyewitness to that!’
Smirking the officer said, “Have a nice weekend, Sir. I suggest you drive fast, before the Liberty suggests the same to Trump himself!”