It’s a Trumpy affair!

Genre : Comedy

A man in his 40’s bought a new BMW. Excited and thrilled with his new asset, he decided to go out on the highway for a nice evening drive. Observing the pleasant weather he opened the convertible top and decided to speed up the wheels. As the needle surged 80 mph, he accelerated farther to hit 90 mph. . then 100 mph. . . until he suddenly saw some red and blue lights flashing right behind him. Pulling over, he realized that he was up for some serious penalty for having neglected the driving laws.

To add to his grief, the cop got down from his car, came up to him, scrutinized his license as well as the car, and finally uttered, “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like framing more paperwork, so if you can give me a satisfactory excuse for your rash driving, I’ll let you go.”

The guy pondered for a second and said, “Oh officer, *Sniff* I was in a hurry because the Liberty came and whispered in my ear to go on a holiday to Canada *Sniff* because apparently the temperament over there is not so braggadocious! *Sniff*. You see, I have to bigly be an eyewitness to that!’

Smirking the officer said, “Have a nice weekend, Sir. I suggest you drive fast, before the Liberty suggests the same to Trump himself!” 

 

 

(240 Words)

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17 Comments Add yours

  1. exoticnita54 says:

    Great humor..
    😂😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Josh says:

    I didn’t get that.. learned a new word ‘braggadocious’ Thanks 🙂

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    1. Its an amalgamation of words that Trump used in his election speech.
      You can always thank him for inventing some new terms and adding them to our vocabulary! 😀

      Like

      1. Josh says:

        Like the word Post-Truth ( Added to Dictionary as the word of the year ). Thanks for explaining 🙂 Btw I am Trump Supporter 🙂

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      2. I’m not – finally one point where we share different opinions!

        Like

      3. Josh says:

        And Difference of Opinions will make things better and interesting 🙂 You can trust me on that! 🙂 So Glad about it! 😀

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      4. Josh says:

        See we agreed again! 🙂 Cheers 🙂

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      5. Ha-ha.. Yes, Cheers on that! 😀

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  3. Jahnavi says:

    This was very funny😂😂..good job 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. idiotchamp says:

    Funny and hilarious 🙂 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thanks, I’m glad you liked it! 😀

      Liked by 1 person

      1. idiotchamp says:

        Well thanks to you for this article 🙂

        Liked by 1 person

  5. idiotchamp says:

    🙂 🙂 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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